1) You live alone.
2) You tend to work overtime way too much.
3) You claim you want to exercise, but you just can't find the time.
4) You invite people over that you really don't like, just so you're not alone.
5) You have animals on your screensaver.
6) You have multiple locks on your doors.
7) You save your dinner scraps, knowing you'll never eat them.
8) You love to play Frisbee, but none of your friends do.
9) You talk to yourself.
10) You're self-absorbed, but have a lot of love to give.